"Dead People" is Politically Incorrect

I have it on good authority that the term "Dead People" is not only rude and obnoxious, but also politically incorrect. You wouldn't want an uprising from this particular group, so I suggest you pay close attention...

The most reliable democratic voting block, especially in Chicago, prefers to be called "Living Impaired".

Billions and Billions served

Bank of America reported $1.2 Billion profit yesterday. Aren't you glad we're going to spend $700 Billion to bail them out? After the banks, GM, and California are served their billions, I'm sure Exxon will be next in line since oil has dropped below $90 per barrel.

Makes sense to me that the guy in charge over at the Treasury is named "Cash Carry".