Wednesday, October 8, 2008

"Dead People" is Politically Incorrect

I have it on good authority that the term "Dead People" is not only rude and obnoxious, but also politically incorrect. You wouldn't want an uprising from this particular group, so I suggest you pay close attention...

The most reliable democratic voting block, especially in Chicago, prefers to be called "Living Impaired".

Dead People

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Billions and Billions served

Bank of America reported $1.2 Billion profit yesterday. Aren't you glad we're going to spend $700 Billion to bail them out? After the banks, GM, and California are served their billions, I'm sure Exxon will be next in line since oil has dropped below $90 per barrel.

Makes sense to me that the guy in charge over at the Treasury is named "Cash Carry".